December 8, 2022


nonlinear-nonsubjective:

kaijuno:

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

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repeat from Ex Astris Scientia

September 15, 2022


funnytwittertweets:

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repeat from i am not a bot.

December 7, 2021


imlizy:

imlizy:

imlizy:

great pyrenees are so fucking awesome theyre just big. if i didnt think that owning one was a supremely bad idea for me in particular id get one. i just think itd become my boss or something. im too lazy for a working breed truly

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go white boy

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sarcastic dog. dog that has contempt for you

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repeat from Extremely good at what it’s supposed to do...

November 22, 2021


boopednose:

discoursedrome:

afloweroutofstone:

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gonna get into heaven by using crispr to simulate the dna of a good christian, thereby fooling god

God: unexpected item in bagging area!

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repeat from The Prey Of Aimless Days

November 21, 2021


funnytwittertweets:

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repeat from i am not a bot.

November 15, 2021


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repeat from no weenies allowed

November 14, 2021


v-didomi:

Chris Pratt Garfield gonna be like “I hate Mongays”

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repeat from Memes, Shitposts, and the Occasional Dog

Van Vogue by Azealia Banks

beyonslayed:

this song is the closest I’ve ever come to being filled with the Holy Spirit

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dancefloorpolitics:

charlesoberonn:

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Noodlesandbeef

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repeat from Proud creator of stupid stories (also other stuff)

jasonhorton:

https://youtu.be/W1LfkOKwoao

Pass the gravy

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November 7, 2021


anime-penis:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

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Finally

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repeat from FUNERAL/MORTUARY HUMOR

November 3, 2021


bybuckley:

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

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mooonbride:

You really don’t realize how disconnected from reality rich people are until you have to work for them bro, like I just had a woman start crying because I told her that the leather recliners she wants to order would take 2 weeks to ship and she goes “We just finished our custom home theater room and I have a get together this weekend and I have kitchen chairs in there. do you have any idea what thats like?” HELLO????

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repeat from Even in this darkest of nights I see the moonlight

October 10, 2021


cairocopper-deactivated20210402:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

crispyliza:

Every single Scandinavian Crime Drama

“Gunar Gunarssonsson” lmao

“The Killer could be anyone in Helgasund, that’s over seven people!” 

Best line!

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repeat from I Love Aph Romano

October 4, 2021


llovinghome:

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